Hatchery

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: yo mamas house
Job: bitchslappery

I just happen to be da master of bitchslappery!

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
3/1/09

Level: 5
Aura: Dark

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 3
Saves: 14
Rank #: 128,238

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 215 / 280
Exp. Rank #: 151,765
Voting Pow.: 4.26 votes

BBS Posts: 5 (0.02 per day)
Flash Reviews: 17
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Hatchery

ME AND MY FUKEN DAWGZ!

Posted by Hatchery Nov. 30, 2009 @ 9:34 AM EST

yeah man! we're the fucking shit!
me and my homiez man we run this bitch, Funzo Cripz 5-6 Niners 4 LIFE

Yeah that's luis, he's my main dawg.

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WUT BIETCH?!

Posted by Hatchery Nov. 21, 2009 @ 10:31 AM EST

Yeah i uploaded an image
yeh im an handsum devul heheheh aiight

oh and i rolled on dem punkass bloodz i smoked like 6 until i woke up quick at about noon
i just thought that i had to be in compton
i had this urge to get drunk before the day begins
and my mum started bitchin about my friends
i looked at the window and saw fresh camino
this crip stuck his head out the window and he just started to say
its all about making that gta

yeh, so if come of yall want to get a shot cmon bietch im right here

Moe-Moe, i forgot my scarf in your car, you know how forgetfull I am, so please come by as soon as you get home from your badminton practice, toodles

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Hatchery

Crippin', lovin, slappin

Posted by Hatchery Nov. 19, 2009 @ 2:27 PM EST

yeh me and my bois been tagging up turf!
i aint no catalyst but i gotta smoke dat green, ayeeyayyeeaay

And if y'all aint know, y'all bess ax some mafuckin body

Oh, and kanamamomashouse is a straight up bieetch!!!!!! FUK DAT HOE
(gotta love his swagger tho)

And and FLeek, leave me tha fuck alone!!! STOP CALLING MY HOUSE, MAFUCKA! Y'ALL SCARING MAH KIDZ!
FUCK YOU!

I BE STRAIGHT BK

Oh, and Phyllis, I forgot your number, I most of left the note at the baccarat table, my bad!
toodles!

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Hatchery

PISSED!!!!111

Posted by Hatchery Oct. 13, 2009 @ 7:56 AM EDT

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for I Am Gonna Get U!! on 10/11/09 at 1:48:32 PM, has been deleted:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: !!!
Review: I FUCKING HATE SPAM!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU GET TRAPPED IN A HOUSE ON FIRE AND MAKE IT OUT JUST IN THE NECK OF TIME!
STOP POLLUTING NEWGROUNDS WITH YOUR FILTH!
AND I WATCHED IT ALL WAY THROUGH, I COULD OF MADE IT IN TIME FOR MY RIDE FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL DANCE!
Now I have to walk all the way there!
Thanks, you DOUCHE!

Now, on to the flash itself.
It was rather ugly drawings but that asian dog sure looked funny!
The flash itself didn't have a klimax, nor story.
So sorry, SPAMMER, a 0 for you!
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Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules and to prevent any further action being taken against other reviews you make.

But I still love you, konamamomashouse

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wutchu talkin 'bout willis???

Posted by Hatchery Sep. 29, 2009 @ 9:07 AM EDT

heard that newgrounds got hacked and that some bitch is suing???
lol im fucking late.

begun to review the less appreciated movies since the front paged and the award winners already have like 90000 reviews, so I thought I'd stick to the lesser knowns

oh and blues brothers is still the shit!

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Rolling Rolling Rolling

Posted by Hatchery Mar. 1, 2009 @ 10:39 AM EST

Rolling rolling rolling, rolling rolling rolling... RAWHIDE

Hey everybody! Guess what?

Blues Brothers is the shiznit!

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